It looks like I picked the right day to come out of my blogging shell...just in time for the Billboard Music Awards! Yee Haw!
Rhianna opens with one of the most vulgar songs played on the radio today. And now I have to send Maddie out of the room. (It's not at all obvious that I'm quickly approaching middle age, is it?)
And there's Britney! She looks like she's been taking her meds regularly. Yay, Brit Brit!
Random Fact: The Billboard Music Awards are live from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. I stayed there when I got married. But not when I got divorced.
Justin Beiber, Taylor Swift, Eminem, and Susan Boyle all nominated for Billboard 200 Album Artist. If that isn't a random group I don't know what is.
Elvis in Las Vegas. How original!
Maddie's back in the room just in time to see The Bieb win. She's now explaining to me why he and Selena Gomez make a great couple. She should know. She reads Tiger Beat.
And here come The Black Eyed Peas. Fergie's dress is by Lite Brite. An ode to her younger Kids, Incorperated days, perhaps?
Keith Urban. Yum. My.
Ken Jeong isn't funny. Bless his heart.
Tim Allen! Not as yummy as Keith, but I was able to identify him without Google's help (unlike Ken and the last two guys that sang).
Wonderful tribute to Beyonce. She is a class act. And what a performance! And then her mama got to present her award. How sweet!
And now I'm a little bored.
Still bored. And trying to figure out who the guys with Snoop Dogg are. I don't even care enough to Google it.
Justin Beiber wins again. I wonder what his Plan B is when his voice changes?
Ok, I'm giving up. Either I'm old and cynical or this is just terrible. I'm blaming it on no Lady Gaga.
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